After
returning from his honeymoon with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood
barbershop to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi.
"How was'a da treep?"
Luigi
said, "Ever'thing was'a perfect except for da train'a ride down."
"What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni. "Well, we board'a da
train at Grand Central'a Station. My beautiful'a Virginia had packed a big'a
basket a food with vino and cigars for'a me, and'a we were looking 'a forward to
da trip. All was OK until we got'a
hungry and opened up'a da lunch'a basket.
The
conductor come 'a by, wag 'a his'a finger at us and'a say, 'No eat in dese'a car.
Must'a use'a dining car.' So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining
car, eat a big'a lunch and begin to open'a bottle of vino. Conductor come
again, wag 'a his'a finger and say, 'No
drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car.'
So
we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar.
The conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, 'No smoke'a in dese'a car.
Must'a go to smoker car.'
We
go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar." Later, my beautiful Virginia and
I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We just about to have'a sex and the
conductor, he come'a through car yelling,
"NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA, NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA.""
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