A ventriloquist is onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are in the middle of spewing out one crude blonde joke after another when a blonde lady sitting in the audience suddenly stands up. "I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to work harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair.
The ventriloquist replied, "Gosh, ma'am, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."
The blonde responded, "Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little asshole sitting on your knee."
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